Metty 

An extremely large and most importantly round gluteus maximus, that can jiggle for eternities.

Ayo dat ass must be a metty cause jelly don’t shake like dat.

Metty by Thecheekrippler August 7, 2019

Metty 

Chav slang (with British geordie dialect) for the Metro, local public rail network of the Tyne & Wear region of England.

"Am gan on a metty mission"

Chav/yob slang (with geodie dialect) for:

"I am going on the Metro"

The word mission is added purely out of chav stupidity.

Metty by Matthew Hopkins May 11, 2006

Metty 

A juul feen who can usually be found drawing a penis on the wall in flex seal and breaking mirrors with a baseball on camera.

Oh No Metty wants a juul rip, run away

Metty by Mr.Krabs left nut May 30, 2019

Metty 

Supar extra wierd ball who eats children and uses their teeth as a necklace.

<Metty> GUYS
<Metty> IM IMPORTANT
<Metty> I TALK IN CAPS

Metty by Kowai November 14, 2004

Metty 

A dirty homeless azn who likes to hang with his Critical Ass homies and listen to Iron Maiden. Usually disguised as a fat 45 year old black man.

<Metty> hay c0rran mah homie go listen to iron maiden :3
<Corran> No Metty, You're gay
<Metty> fine
<Metty> be back in 10 mins
<Metty> gonna go jack off over my iron maiden poster
<Metty> come to me steve harris!

Metty by Corran January 3, 2005

Metty 

means white

person 1: did you know that jack listens to indie
person 2: I know that's so metty

Metty by safebro December 4, 2018

Metty 

cute girl who wishes you a good day and loves femboys

person 1: hi metty
Metty: hiiiiii

Metty by totally not herself January 29, 2023