angry orchard 

Blow job with apple juice in your mouth

It felt cold on my balls when that bitch gave me an angry orchard.

angry orchard by mullens patron September 9, 2015

angry orchard 

when a midget is hooking up with a tall bitch, reaches up (sometimes requiring a ladder) and twists her titties.

That little fucker almost gave me a bloody angry orchard.

angry orchard by the clowns are us August 1, 2017

angry orchard 

When someone inflicts pain to their anus by sticking things inside and it prolapses. The swelling looks like an apple.

She has an angry orchard down there.

angry orchard by Badass85 September 12, 2015

Angry Orchard 

Usually what the bitches drink! Not for the men

I took my bitch out for dinner, I got a red oak, she got a angry orchard .

Angry Orchard by Stickhergood December 15, 2018

Angry Orchard 

Piss from a horse that drank cider

Angry Orchard tastes more like piss than cider

Angry Orchard by Username 1552 December 18, 2020