scooter baby Share definition Flag A baby that is conceived when its mother scoots acrossed a bed post-coitus over seminal fluid. "Oh my god, I can't believe that Mikah is a scooter baby. No wonder why he's so special..." scooter baby by SynSlash80 June 17, 2015 0 0 Get merch Get the scooter baby mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch
