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Birth control face 

When a dude so fucking ugly, you're like "nope. I think I chose abstinence today"
Stacy: Did you see that guy?

Anne: oh yea. Birth control face.
Stacy: I wouldn't fuck that guy in a million years.
Jessi: accurate

Two-Faced Birch

A lovely person, this saying stems from Lewes, England.
Dom: what do you think of her?
Paul: Shes a two-faced birch!
Two-Faced Birch by tommybrookes December 1, 2021