person who you assume has mental disabilities due to genetic problems from being inbred, you assume they are simultaneously someone's brother and cousin.
'man that guy has been trying to push open that pull door for like 3 minutes.'
'he's a brothercousin, no doubt.'
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.