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Cheeseburgered 

A state in which one is confused by someone with whom they are having a conversation due to the person in question by randomly changing the subject without telling anyone.
John: So the problem with anarcho-capitalism is, of course, that...
Samuel: Hahah! Paper maché is really bad for construction.
John: What?
Samuel: Yeah, it's really bad, it's all flimsy and shit.
John: I think you just cheeseburgered me.
Cheeseburgered by phileasdg March 2, 2017

double cheeseburgered 

when two people stack on top of each other on a bomb site in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive.
Shawn and Austin double cheeseburgered the enemy team on Cache. Check your corners.
double cheeseburgered by skr95 April 4, 2021

cheeseburger attack 

the intense urge that strikes one to get a cheeseburger regardless of the trials and tribulations one may face to obtain it's juicy goodness.
We need to get to McDonalds ASAP, because I am having a cheeseburger attack!!

Hamburger cheeseburger. 

Said as an expression to signify when there is indeed a difference between two things or situations, but that difference is unimportant or negligible. Often used when someone is making a big deal out of an insignificant difference. Can also be used to indicate indifference between two choices.

Origin of the phrase: Generally, if someone wants a cheeseburger, and they're served a hamburger, they won't fuss or complain. Sure, there's a difference, but who cares? It's a slice of cheese. Your life's not going to end because you didn't get cheese. Get over it.
Panama City or Myrtle Beach? Hamburger cheeseburger. (Beaches, who cares?)

or

$300, $299? Hamburger cheeseburger. (It's a dollar.)

or

Burned to death, smoke inhalation, hamburger cheeseburger. (He's still dead).

california cheeseburger 

A sandwich in which the main ingredient is a small baby. A favorite among godless hippies.
While Johnny Welfare plays acid rock on a stolen guitar, his old lady has a better idea...
That's right, she's got the munchies for a California Cheeseburger.