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fart sex 

farting into one another's asses.
One day Bart and Suzie went to a Mexican restaurant, they both had refryed beans. And later on that night they were both getting all kinds of feelings. They both had caught a bad case of Gas from the beans. They also wanted to try something waay more kinkier than usual. So Bart layed on his stomach without pants or underwear on. This turned Suzie waaay on. so she took off her pants and underwear and she layed upon Bart butt to butt. And by accident Bart farted into Suzie's ass. This actualy gave her an exciting feeing so then she farted in his. And this continued on through the night. There being fart sex.
fart sex by Aubrey & Danielle October 9, 2008
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fart sex 

The act of humping and pounding a sweaty anus with which hot, steaming, acidic fart gas jet pulses fourth into the humpers wide open nostrils. The smell of the gas is so pungent that the humpers nostrils burn and blister which, being that the humper is sadomasochistic, makes him/her blow his/her load.
"Damnit my home fries, that fart sex last night with your mother was fanstastical!"
fart sex by Deedledee July 26, 2006

Fart Sex 

The act of farting into somebody else's asshole. Occasionally you will fart on someone else's fart.
Fart Sex by oracle1245 July 24, 2014

Fart Sex 

Aerodynamic encapsulation. In the moment the fart is released, it forms a perfect envelopment around the penetrating penis, finger, or object - creating a temporary frictionless no contact pleasurable exchange.
Last night me and my girl were eating bean burritos and she totally blasted a hot tornado around my dick. Holy shit, I love fart sex!

Nigga fart sex 

Nigga fart sex is when a nigga rubs their ass cheeks together in bed (basically backwards sex but with nigga's)
Hey nigga lets have nigga fart sex and rub our ass cheeks together

penis cock fart sex 

When you feel like your about to go all out on the toilet, so you recite the ritual chants, so your waste is taken off and you are left a better man, learning that the chant has saved your life, and you are now stuck in a ritual.
"PENIS COCK FART SEX" "PENIS COCK FART SEX" "CLEANSE ME OFF THIS WASTE" PENIS COCK FART SEX"

doodoo nigga fart sex 

where a nigga shits and farts while ejaculating on another nigga
Edwin: doodoo nigga fart sex me daddy Jadennn
Jaden: I have a piss kink so youll have to return the favor