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The evolutionary gap between man and ape. Able to perform tasks of great simplicity in a primitive state of being.
"I saw a monkey at the zoo today daddy!"
"No sweetie, that was just one of the line cooks at the rainforest cafe."
Line Cook by Danielgclapp June 12, 2014
In the Roblox game Football Fusion 2, the term "Line cook" is a derogatory term used against a QB if their throws are hot ass.
ASTROVIRTUE: Zenn you're a fucking line cook...
Line Cook by ASTROVIRTUE December 25, 2025

Line Cook Slurry 

When line cooks, or other kitchen employees, are chafing, they often resort to applying corn starch between their legs in the hot, humid kitchen environment to absorb some ball sweat.
Slurry refers to a soup or liquid thickening agent, where corn starch and water are combined and used to thicken.
Chef: Man you have to thicken that soup up a bit, it's real watery.
Line Cook: It's so hot in this damn kitchen I have some line cook slurry ready to go!

Line Cook Lean

The Line Cook lean is an easily identifiable lean that someone performs while not moving, often the persons entire body will be leaning forward at rest.

The individual may not even be aware of said leaning.

Normally present in taller chefs or cooks.

Caused by constantly leaning forward over whatever theyre preparing during their long and hard shifts.
Hey look at Jon! Bro got that line cook lean so I y’all know he be cookin mean!
Line Cook Lean by ChefMike666 August 22, 2023

Chaos Goblin Line Cook 

no. It's that vibe. Its unstable line cook. It's the confidence, its the fawning. Doesn't matter if you're hung over, haven't washed in 3 days, and or high. He doesn't care he'll still suck a fart out of your ass. Right there and then. He'll fawn all over you and give you free drugs. Some girls get it and some girls just don't. He's got that unstable soft boi grunge free spirit thing going.

think Pete Davidson
"Guys want a Manic Pixie Dream Girl, girls are after the Chaos Goblin Line Cook."
Chaos Goblin Line Cook by THI355Y February 25, 2022

Chaos Goblin Line Cook 

The chaotic guy always causing shit
and never predictable in the kitchen.
All the girls have screwed him on a
drought because he was low
maintenance sex, in part due to his
chaos. Also, usually the one that
always had the good coke, good
weed, or ample benzos.
Pete Davidson is a total chaos goblin line cook.