staff master 

n. A male who masterbates excessively.

That guy looks like a staff master.

staff master by shizer July 28, 2004

Spaff Master 

Someone who is such a wanker, that they could be considered the president of wankers.

Dean, you’re such a Spaff Master.

Spaff Master by DangerMonk1854 June 11, 2018

stiffmaster 

stiffmaster, a person that gets laid

damn he must be a stiffmaster

stiffmaster by maximum maxi pad August 5, 2022