palcohol 

the alcohol you consume when you're alone on a Saturday night, the alcohol that is your only friend, your only pal.

Lonely Guy: Well, my date cancelled, but at least i have my cans of palcohol to hug. Bottoms up! *cries*

palcohol by the late phoenix April 25, 2014

Palcohol 

powdered alcohol

Palcohol is finally on the market!

Palcohol by Sugaboo June 20, 2021

Palcohol 

SSRI

I didn’t know you can get palcohol on a Rx..

Palcohol by Sugaboo June 20, 2021

palcoholic 

When someone keeps adding friends on facebook and can't help it. They can have upwards of 2000 friends, obviously not knowing a vast majority of them. Its like they are addicted to adding people!

Guy 1: Did you see how many friends your girlfriend has on facebook?

Guy 2: Yea dude, she has like 5,000. I see she adds people every day. It shows up on my news feed all the time, its so annoying. She's a total palcoholic.

Guy 1: Fer sure.

palcoholic by 72cutlassmike72 January 18, 2011

pealcoholnis weekend

the sort of weekend your girlfriend is expecting when she hasnt seen you in 1 or more weeks; she will be full of alcohol and penis for the entirety. hence 'pealcoholnis weekend' pretty much an ideallic weekend for both parties involved.

michael: what are you doing this weekend charlotte?
charlotte: oh, visiting my boyfriend
michael: pealcoholnis weekend then?
charlotte: preeety much.. cant wait :D
michael: well.. have a good one!
charlotte: mmm pealcoholnis

pealcoholnis weekend by nijhizzle August 7, 2010

palcoholic 

Your friend with a drinking problem who "forgets" that you have to get up the next morning when he brings over a case of beer and some JD.

Watch out for Joe--he's a real palcoholic when the Niners lose.

palcoholic by Crawdad Nelson November 4, 2016