toothpaste 

This is a really tastey snack

"Mum, why dont we have any toothpaste in the fridge?"

toothpaste by dunnertron June 11, 2005

toothpaste 

A caviteys worst nightmare.

You cant imitate yourself. You already are.

-Mr.Blockhead

toothpaste by Amish Kid July 13, 2004

toothpaste 

A man's cum that is in his partner's mouth.

I hope she likes the toothpaste tonight, if not I hope to have a cherry sundae.

toothpaste by BRD October 24, 2004

Toothpaste 

Toothpaste is an hygiene item that everyone should use. It saves your life... and other peoples lives. It would be great if you woke up in the morning and immediately brush your teeth. It sounds very simple, because it is very very simple. Its not that hard people. All you have to do is get up and go to your bathroom and pop out that toothbrush and toothpaste and get to working. Thank you all for your cooperation! And I hope you feel amazing when people are actually talking to you now. (:

"Ew whats that smell?"

"I think its Becky.. she hasn't been using her toothpaste. I don't even think she knows what that is."
"Oh dang, i'm going to go over there and tell her."
"Be careful!"

Toothpaste by getinloserweregoingshopping July 7, 2017

toothpaste 

Squeezing a penis to coax out residual semen after an ejaculation.

Bitch wipe my nuts clean and don't forget to toothpaste.

toothpaste by Rumplednutsk1n September 13, 2016

Toothpaste 

Our Lord and savior.

Praise Lord Toothpaste!!

Toothpaste by Nugget enthusiast April 6, 2022

toothpaste 

when your bra is too small and your nipple slips out a little almost like when toothpaste is being squirted out of the tube

ashley you have toothpaste

toothpaste by nmg1985 July 30, 2010