Comd. 

Comd is a harsh but fair existence that wishes for all of humanity to be as one. Comd will protect his followers on the day of the final battle and as dawn breaks, Comd's followers, the Blorgs, will rise tall above all else and bring forth a world of understanding, a world of peace and a world of unity. For in the eyes of Comd, all beings are of equal value and measure. Obey the Comd and he will bring you his love and his teachings. Repent unto him and your soul shall be forgiven of its sins. Reject him and his ways, and your soul shall be purged in the unholy fires of the forbidden land. He is harsh, but he is fair and he shall be our savior.

Love Comd.
Respect Comd.
Only Comd.

''Look at that fat bitch over there!''

''Comd does not see weight or height or gender. He sees only the truth of your inner being.''

~or~

''What religion are you?''

''I am not of a religion. I am of Comd.''

''Comd?''

''Only Comd.''

Comd. by TheOriginalFemaleBlorg January 16, 2014

comd

Acronym for "Choke on my dick".

Ethan: You owe me 50 dollars.
Jimmy: comd u aint getting shit.

comd by thenoob261 December 28, 2007

Comd

Choke on my dick
Created by Jayde Moon
Or if you are mad Commfd

(choke on my mother fucking dick)

Oh shut up and comd

Comd by Little_Innocent_Bean January 20, 2019

comd

cause of my death // an exaggeration; idiom.

ex. comd (insert a picture of a person you think is handsome or pretty)

comd
(a picture of zayn malik)

comd by 7uij April 5, 2022

urbandictionary.com'd

Verb:
To look up on urbandictionary.com (the best dictionary, for al lthe words you say, that dont really exist)

I urbandictionary.com'd IDD because I didn't know that it's meaning was "Indeed"

I thought it was a acronym for Insulin-Dependant Diabetes, Which it turns out it is.

urbandictionary.com'd by TheBennji February 26, 2009

Com’d 

When you finally find the website you have been looking for...

Dude I just Com’d!

Com’d by FREDERICK SUSANNE April 29, 2019