Kwank 

A chinese martial arts champion.
Kwanks can almost fly, they can jump from any size and make no sound when they land. They can destroy a whole army just using their fists. Their greatest power is that they can shoot nuts from their hands and hit whatever they want totally accurate.

Since they are so good, they don't have to care about anything. If anyone messes with them, they are soon to be six feet under.

Kwank don't give a shit about the great barrier reef

Kwank by The Crimson King April 25, 2005

kwank 

Something used to pleasure a female, i.e. dildo vibrator or human cock
You stick it in your pussy and shove it in and out.

Something that Matts girlfriend buys at a sex store.

kwank by timmy harland May 13, 2005

Kwank 

The art of combining a wank and a kip (sleep) simultaneously.......similar to a wower where the individual partakes in a shower at the same time as masturbating

Sorry mate was having a kwank

Kwank by Ricky B2 February 15, 2022

kwank 

to take a drag.
If you are kwanking something, you are inhaling the smoke of a smoking device or other smoking parephanelia.

Bline up the damn splinky, kwank that shit and pass it ova hea.

kwank by Oliver Quidgeums December 28, 2005

Kwank 

A term to use to describe a basic bitch who likes Starbucks and yoga pants.

Used to described basic Chinese girls.

"omg did you just see Kelly?" "yeah she just spilled her pumpkin spice latte on her new uggs." "what a kwank"

Kwank by A the fab September 29, 2013

Kwank 

A kwank is where you have a wank in the kitchen

Person 1 : looks like I’m home alone going for a quick kwank

Kwank by Kieran Bonsre May 29, 2020

KanKan

The ultimate number one Drank Method Pint Scorer .

Cuh don’t tell me kankan just scored again , smh

KanKan by drankmethodbot October 7, 2020