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Cat Shit Carl 

Cat Shit Carl can usually be observed working at Denny's at 3:00 in the morning on Fridays, easily recognized by his signature sour, ochre-colored cat shit-like stink.
Example:

Bill (to Steve as they are about to enter Denny's after drinking Heavily): I can't wait for my lumberjack slam, that shit is nice!
Steve (upon noticing Cat Shit Carl clearing tables): Dude, we have to eat somewhere else.
Bill: Why?
Steve: Cuz I just saw Cat Shit Carl in there and there is no way I can eat with that greasy cat shit smell lingering around.
Cat Shit Carl by shiteater9000 April 14, 2010

Carl you motherfucking piece of shit gang banging cock sucker! 

tenpenny’s saying to carl johnson in big smoke’s crack lab when he shoots the generator and you have to escape.
“Carl you motherfucking piece of shit gang banging cock sucker!”