I was about to tell you something but I then forgot what it was? I have Sometheimer's
I was going to tell you about a memory I had of something but it's gone again. I really don't like having Sometheimer's, I forget a lot.
an expression used to indicate settling for an outcome (or person) less desirable than one would normally achieve. In a bar setting, this phenomenon typically involves significant concessions in the area of beauty, personality, fashion, and the use of footwear and/or personal grooming devices. It is therefore easy and recommended to justify one's action with this phrase.
"Sure, she was wearing her grandmother's elastic-banded safari shorts to the bar, but hey bro, Sometimes it's Tuesday."
Man: Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge HHHhahaha oh look there's one HUUUUhddJSUGYDSDKUHDHGUDBUJWYDYJLAKSJLKDLJSHIDHKNEKBDIFHLSNDBKS
sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on
sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on
sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on
When you run into someone you haven't seen and/or spoken to in a very long time and they act like they want to be your friend again when that really isn't going to happen.
*Runs into old HS friend while out shopping*
Girl: Omg how are you, how have you been?!
Me: "oh great, how about yourself?"
Girl: "Sane as always. Let's get together sometime!!"
Me: "Yes, let's!"
*Never talk to each other ever again*