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clitches 

The proper use of girl code in telling a fellow woman that your clit itches.
"Hey girl, you got a panty liner? My clitches."
"Girl me too!! I'm clitching so bad rn"
clitches by ilikemenwithnoballs February 17, 2023

*clutches purse* 

when you see a white person come near you in the streets
person 1: is that a yt person???
person 2: hold your bag close.... *clutches purse*
*clutches purse* by Dr Phil's April 26, 2021
when people uses the same fucking expression so much that it gets old- A very over used expression
Them: You'll get 'em next time. I know you gave 110%
You: Fucking stop with all the cliches !
cliches by Ayayron July 5, 2016
A clit that is itchy
I was working out and now I have the worst clitche.
clitche by mark wahlberg March 4, 2012

*clutches purse* 

this now overused joke/phrase is shown when someone thinks you or someone else is being a fucking weirdo, but the places that you would see this the most is under the comments of a white person wearing box braids on tiktok.
person one: *says/does something weird on a video*
person two: β€œ*clutches purse* it’s not safe here honey πŸ‘© πŸ‘§β€œ

clitcher 

a boy who is only good for one thing, ... to deal with that itch on your clit that you just cant quite scratch on your own
dude its not like im gonna dat ehim he's a clitcher
clitcher by saywhosayswhat April 1, 2010