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The act of being obliterated and completly destroyed by a traffic cone

(Invented during a game of halo 3 when a traffic cone blasted by a grenade smaked a guys head off)
dude did you see that it was absolut coneage
Coneage by cob cob April 1, 2009
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A woman with an athletic firm butt that is round and firm but can still shake.
Damn look at the cakeage on shawty she make it clap for a nigga

Yeah she’ll throw it back for a nigga
Cakeage by GiminiMan October 30, 2020
Some restaurants charge cakeage if you eat your own cake at the restaurant.
cakeage by Cyclone Odette March 30, 2009
An Aberdeonian word for not coping with ones self / life/ wife/ job / whatever daily life throws at u.
This tends to happen after lots of drugs + alcohol, usually the day after but can be during (if u are lucky)
Copeage with wi my own special self isnt happening.
If someone is going to the shop can u please get me a big bag of copage.
Copage with u is nae happening.
Not experiencing copeage just now.
To get some cake, or to see some cake and want it.
Oh dick'ead fucking cakeage!
cakeage by Gezzer September 13, 2007

snakeage und cakeage 

The act of baking green lettuce cakes and eating them, all the while trying not to drop the snake in the bowl.
can we come to your house for snakeage und cakeage?