Brett Farving

1) The inability to except one's real age.

2) Preforming the actions of a young person, regardless of one's actual age.

3) Preforming far past one's prime.

"My dad was skateboarding the other day" - Friend 1
"He is totally Brett Farving." - Friend 2

"David Beckham is so old, yet he still plays soccer" - Friend 1
"He is totally Brett Farving." - Friend 2

Brett Farving by Skim Milk July 4, 2012

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Brett Favring

someone keeps changing their mind about anything

My parent's kept Brett Favring me about going to the fair today.

Brett Favring by Hanksta60 October 3, 2010

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brett favring

Trying to see if you still got it. After you have passed your prime, trying to continue just to see if you can. Coine by Andre 3000 in the song Da Art of Storytelling Part 4.

I'm glad Lance Armstrong retired, he's done everything. Any more would have been Brett Favring.

brett favring by Siji Moore December 31, 2007

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bret farvin'

Seeing if you still got it

Dude tanner and i were Bret Farvin' last night at ODU, i don't think anyone realized we were 25.

bret farvin' by Nick865 December 26, 2007

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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