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Lonely men in their early/mid 20s who have no friends no direction in life are extremely socially awkward and have never had sex nor a girlfriend before.

Robots usually live with their parents and live on NEETbux if they aren't wagecucking at a place like McDonald's or in college.

They avoid people on purpose and spend all day in their mom's basement shitposting on the /r9k/ board on 4chan and eating chicken tenders while watching anime and fapping to all kinds of porn while mommy takes care of them they rot away in their hikikomori neckbeard nest full of piss bottles.

Robots also hate chads and stacies and they will let you know about it.

It is common on /r9k/ for robots to get trolled by normies lurking the board and robots will usually respond with Pepe or Wojak memes and say Reeeeeeeeee get off my board.
We are robots we have never had sex.
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Robots are simply, Traffic lights. The word is South African.
"Ey Mr taxi driver, turn left at the robots!"
robots by maximus pancakus January 6, 2012
Metallic Automata tasked with the job of enforcement, sent by our future Microsoft overlords.
John booted up an old Mac to store the Rebellion's secret plans. Minutes later, an army of Microsoft Robots was at the door.
robots by ZeroSkulleton September 6, 2009
Badass Machines with Human-like qualities and/or abilities.
"So I checked out the Scryer's place, they're pretty cool. There's a sweet elevator, giant robot guards.... come on robots. Frickin Blood Elfs."
Robots by JP ONRY January 3, 2008
Used to describe something that is very good.
The final episode of Nip/Tuck was totally robots.
robots by Mark Vey January 13, 2006
That girl at the Halloween party had some ROBOTS. I'd like to give her a Mr. PIBB.
ROBOTS by lazy bitch December 28, 2007
No matter what debuts at this year's Olympics, hopefully people are still rooting for humans in 20 years, and not robots. Rooting for robots is like rooting for cars over humans.
People are not robots or machines.
Robots by The Original Agahnim July 28, 2021