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nutgurgler

A dreaded and utterly degrading term to describe an individual who has surpassed the level known as Grand Master Ballwasher (see ballwasher). This slimy, spineless, worthless piece of trash will typically not be satisfied with simple ball washing duties. This individual has stooped to the same level as the dog shit on the bottom of your shoe, performing such tasks as chatting the boss up about his son and his stupid hockey team, or becoming the office fix it guru - changing lightbulbs, washing windows or licking the bosses boots all day - discussing 300 ways on how to "make the office better". This will typically distract the "boss" from the nutgurglers true tasks, since the boss will now be enamored by the bliss of his golden boys suckling his big Jim and the twins.
"Jesus Christ, look - there he goes again. Third time this morning before 10 am he's been at Bill's desk telling the same stupid story. What a pathetic Nutgurgler."
nutgurgler by Darth Monkey April 25, 2004
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nutburger 

a person with a shaky grasp on reality; a person with disruptive responses to life's situation; one who reacts extremely to life's minor annoyances.
He threw the camera away when he lost the lens cap. He is a real nutburger.
nutburger by Larry Levinson August 14, 2006
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nutburger 

Someone who holds a theory that is so dubious as to incite derisive laughter from those who hear it.
That YES is a real nutburger.
nutburger by gitcha glitch January 24, 2003

nutjuggler 

A dirty whorebag who spends most of her free time fondling testicles and receiving teabag treatment.
nutjuggler by Rod Mack July 19, 2003

nutjuggler 

A man or woman who constantly has their hand cupped around a pair of testicles.
Im not goin over to dave's anymore on the weekends. That dude is a fuckin nutjuggler.
nutjuggler by nick dee February 27, 2008

nutburger 

Someone whose thought process is so different than your own that the only logical explanation you can come up with for what they're saying or thinking or doing is that they're totally bonkers because you just cannot understand their thought process.

It doesn't mean that they are insane, it's just that it's the only explanation that you can come up with because they're so different. How they think is so different from how you think.
"We have a nutburger right down here!"
nutburger by snake snake snake June 12, 2017

Nutguzzler

Someone who sucks a plethora of testicles in one sitting.
Jill you are a good nutguzzler
Nutguzzler by Hartford fartforonr g November 12, 2015