(noun) 1. One who likes to engage in anal olympics; a turd burglar; one who will give you cornrows on your crack, because they nasty like that.

2. A butt monkey; one who has an unhealthy fetish for the chocolate starfish.

3. One who collects cocoa pebbles (ewwwww)

Yeah man, she is fine as hell, but she's an ass fandangler and I don't get down like that.

ass fandangler by The Bald Head Assassin July 29, 2006

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fandangler

A perpetrator of one-upmanship.

A "fandangler" shows off to prove they are better in sports, gaming or academics; this typicallyoccurs right after someone has done something of note e.g. asked a question in class, shared a study guide with the class, scored a point in a game or landed a trick on a skateboard.The fandangler will immediately ask a more pointed question to show thier superior intellect, send out a better study guide, boast about their scoring, or proceed to do a more impressive trick on a skateboard. Fandaglers do this to prove their superiority to others who may be watching or to the one-upped.

John emails out a helpful study guide to his med school class, and gunner Jane immediately fires back with another email to the class containig a "better" study guide.

fandangler by the one-upped September 24, 2012

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The Fandangler

To take another man's turd and shove it up your own ass and then to shit it back out. This can go on for a "Double Fandangler" maybe even a "Triple Fandangler." Where you repeat the same process several times.

Coty Harris is the master of the Fandangler, dude.

The Fandangler by That gothic dude, dude. May 23, 2010

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Fandangulous

A double edged word.

1. Fandangulous (In the non-derogatory sense)

2. Fandangulous (In the derogatory meaning)

1. This tune is Fandangulous!

2. Check out that fandangulous girl over there with the camel toe.

Fandangulous by Cpt Johnny Casino April 22, 2009

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