The feeling of a cell phone vibrating in your pocket in the absence of an acutal cell phone vibration. This has also been termed phantom cell phone syndrome.

Frank: "Paul look!! - what are your doing? You're swerving all over the road!"

Paul: "I'm looking for my cell phone - I thought I felt it vibrate. I think it fell out of my pocket somewhere. Help me look!"

Frank: "Look it is in your cup holder and it is not vibrating."

Paul: "Arggh! I keep having these cell phone parathesia attacks. I think it is like phantom limb pain."

Frank: "More like phantom cell phone syndrome. Don't worry she'll return your call."

Cell Phone Parathesia by 9th Beastie July 8, 2012

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paratherapy

The act of listening to Paramore's music, especially acoustics, as a form of therapy to get you're emotions out.
A specifically excellent song would be "Here We Go Again" because it's lyrics are vague enough to apply to almost any situation yet still emotionally charged.

boy #1: I am so heartbroken. He was going to be my boyfriend and now he's going after him?!

boy#2: Maybe you should blog...or write poems...Or try paratherapy.

boy#1: OMG yea! i used that method to get over adam last year! Let me go grab Riot! and 'All we know is falling" and a cd of acoustic and unreleased tracks that i found on the internet

paratherapy by Tre Intractable October 16, 2008

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Parathetical

Theory about paranormal things

They were having a parathetical conversation about the spirit of the beast

Parathetical by Beast7170 February 9, 2017

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Parathetical

Of, or relating to, near death.
Para- near
Theta- death
ical- of or relating to

It was a parathetical type of mourning, they hadn’t died, yet she was still sad.

Parathetical by NyxxedEmotions January 15, 2024

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