Ted Girl Share definition Flag A ted girl is a thin, tan, blonde girl with a nice ass and a decent size set of tits. "WOW! Look at that ted girl!""She is so a ted girl.""Only an ass like that would be on a ted girl." Ted Girl by tedgirl0212 November 16, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Ted Girl mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch