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Portal Potty 

When a man and a woman are having passionate intercourse and partake in the act of synchronized urination into the opposites' genital area. Said action then creates a portal leading to an alternate universe.
Bieber fan #1: I haven't heard from Justin and Selena lately.
Bieber fan #2: Haven't you heard? They created a portal potty backstage at his last concert, and ended up in a tribal Zimbabwean village!
Bieber fan #1: Sigh, I wish that was me.
Portal Potty by 69bieber69fever69 November 1, 2011
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Dubai Porta Potty 

An Instagram influencer who travels to Dubai to get pooped on by wealthy Arab men for large sums of money.
Seeing that she had no brand deals on Instagram, Yulia concluded the only way the influencer could pay for her trip was by becoming a Dubai Porta Potty.

Australian Porta Potty 

When you punch a kangaroo, shit in the sack, then fuck it.
Ain’t shit to do out here in the Outback. Let’s go watch Steve get an Australian Porta Potty

Hot Porta Potty 

Taking a shit in someone’s microwave and setting it on hi for ten minutes.
The party was fun until Greg left a hot porta potty and it cleared out the house.
Hot Porta Potty by TheLt January 13, 2018

Porta Potty Thot

The level of thottiness that a hoe reaches when she commits an unholy act in an unconventional place just because the person has any type of clout.
Guy #1: Hey you heard Emily sucked off Brad in a porta potty?
Guy #2: Yeah she’s a big porta potty thot!
Porta Potty Thot by Bay Babe January 23, 2020

Porta-Potty Flower Child 

When a kid was created in the Porta-Potty's at Woodstock by the parents of hippies.
Porta-Potty Flower Child-When a kid was created in the Porta-Potty's at Woodstock by the parents of hippies.
Brooks was conceived in a Porta-Potty at Woodstock by Hippie Parents.

Alabama Porta Potty

The act of removing the toilet from a porta potty and having sex in the toilet water.
Sam and tristan had an alabama porta potty.
Alabama Porta Potty by Tyler travis November 26, 2013