Mike Jon

the greatest guy in the world. Mike Jons treat their girlfriends as if they are the most amazing and most perfect person in the world. Mike Jons tend to like animals (particularly odd ones) and nature maybe a little too much. To destract from the obsessive like of wildlife, start playing techno and through some glow sticks at him he will then have an instant urge to get up and rave.

Girl: Mike Jon just bought me flowers

Girl 2: My boyfriend never buys me flowers

Girl: Sucks for you!

Mike Jon by Zipperbutt October 12, 2011

Mike Jones 

A rapper who is actually a Pokemon, hence the reason he can only say "Mike Jones!"

He also appartently is very fond of the car brand Volvo

Ash:*throws Pokeball*GO MIKE JONES GO!!!!!
Mike Jones:MIIIKKKKEEEE JOOONNNNEEESSS!!!!!!

Mike Jones by ~PrObL3M ChiLd~ October 24, 2006

mike jones 

i figured i'd ask smarterchild about the rapper mike jones.

CalJsportz:Mike Jones
smarterchild: who?
CalJsportz: mike jones!
smarterchild: what about mike jones?
CalJsportz: who?
Smarterchild: mike jones.

mike jones by Sir Callahan July 31, 2007

mike jones 

"Rapper" for people with ADD.

Still Tippin' on four fours, wrapped in four fours
Tippin' on four fours, wrapped in four fours....repeat 2 times.

Back then hoes didn't want me
Now I'm hot hoes all on me...repeat 4 times

First Round Draft Picks coming
Who is Mike Jones coming...repeat until INFINITY.

mike jones by i <3 mike jones March 14, 2005

mike jones 

a southern rapper who bases his entire career around his name.

Just listen to any of his few singles, and he says his name like it is some kind of verb, its annoying. then he has the nerve to have good beats and people think he hot, but he is not.

mike jones by Morgan April 22, 2005

mike jones 

Mike Jones, only rapper alive that's only word he knows is his own name; What you actually don't know, he's not kidding when he asks "What's my name?", He just has short term memory and can't remember his name

What's my name? Mike Jones
Who? Mike Jones
Who? Mike Jones
Who? Mike Jones
Who? Mike Jones
Who? Mike Jones

mike jones by JohnBrom August 8, 2005

Mike Jones Syndrome 

The repititon of the same thing over and over and over again. And then repeating it a few more times for good measure.

"Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, listen up dogs."
"Wow, you've got Mike Jones Syndrome"

Mike Jones Syndrome by Phoenix Williams October 1, 2007