Fartoquist

A fartoquist is a person who breaks wind and blames the sound on others. Like a Ventriloquist who throws his voice a Fartoquist throws his fart.

John blamed his anal burp on Stacey, he is such a Fartoquist.

by Dirty Dave Fox September 21, 2011

Fartquit

verb: The humiliating act of letting a noisy one slip in the workplace and quitting your job quicker than the smell seeps across the room of co-workers within hearing distance.

Despite her talent and contributions to our organization, Jennifer fartquit her job today over the sheer embarrassment of her assplosion.

by beancrock June 7, 2019

fartsquirter

A nickname for the person who has a vile and embarrassing habit of passing brown liquid alongside their flatulence.

Ever since second grade, he’s been known as the fartsquirter.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 3, 2023