facejob 

When your penis is being worshiped by someone stimulating it using their face. Face rubbing of the penis.

My wife loves to give me a dry facejob so my cock head slides softly over her nose and lips.

facejob by Roguetool December 19, 2011

facejob 

An exclamatory phrase used to indicate that someone has been made a fool of (perhaps after having been proved false); can be used to make one feel self-conscious and/or embarrassed; often emphasized with hand gestures around the face.

brad and angelina are getting married?
angelina pregnant with brad's children?
OOOOOOHHHH FACEJOB ANISTON!

facejob by reptardelilah July 16, 2008

facejob 

An exclamatory phrase used to indicate that someone has been made a fool of (perhaps after having been proved false); can be used to make one feel self-conscious and/or embarrassed; often emphasized with hand gestures around the face

brad and angelina are getting married?
OOOOOOHHHH FACEJOB ANISTON!

facejob by heytheredelilah July 24, 2008

facejob 

when one receives a blowjob while checking/ updating ones facebook

similar to a blumpkin

dude my girlfreind just gave me the best facejob and i blew a load all over the key board

facejob by laxbro23 March 2, 2010

Facejob 

The act of making an unnecessarily and overtly flattering comment on someone's Facebook status

Person 1: Did you see ____'s Facebook status?
Person 2: Yeah, did you see the comment that _____ made on it? Totally gave them a Facejob!

Facejob by ry_guy78 July 30, 2011

Dunkadelic Facejob 

Is a basketball slang " catch phrase " for a slam dunk that is done over another player with attitude and power; ( aka ) " In your Face " dunk.

Most smaller players like to give a Dunkadelic Facejob to bigger and stronger players. Scottie Pippen gave Patrick Ewing one of the sickest Dunkadelic Facejobs I've ever seen back in 1994.

Dunkadelic Facejob by Derrick E. Vaughan April 3, 2005

face job

Interjection commonly used after a person has been insulted, disgraced, or humiliated. Derived from the phrases "in your face" or "face!"

One person makes fun of the other and then says to him "face job" as a way of showing how embarrassed he looks.

face job by theitrain October 26, 2006