someone who always hangs out naked at home or spends time in nudist places, while keeping it a secret from close family and/or friends or everyone they know.

"Why did Mike sprint away when he saw that guy at the nude beach?"
"Cuz he thought he recognized him from the neighborhood, and Mike is a total closet nudist!"

Closet Nudist by YoungNaturistsAmerica February 26, 2011

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Chicken Nuggin'

When you're eating chicken nuggets.

What are you doing ?. I'm chicken nuggin'

Chicken Nuggin' by Outlet Maul January 8, 2020

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Nuggin Futz

Polite/slang way of saying "Fuckin Nuts".

"Did you see what that guy did? He's nuggin futz!"

Nuggin Futz by Jump The Shark December 23, 2011

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unarousing nudity

(Noun)
The state or quality of being naked in a way that does, for some reason, not arouse the spectator(s). Unarousing nudity is typically a form of casual nudity in a context that takes the sting of physical attraction out of it.

Examples include:
- Figure drawing
- Seeing particular people naked, such as your parents
- Doctor's visit

Unarousing nudity does not include not being attracted to someone naked, in whatever circumstances, on account of personal taste (gender, age, physical characteristics, ...).

"It's weird. There I was, in art class, drawing the body of a beautiful, naked, young woman a few feet away from me, and I didn't get aroused at all. Of course it was exciting. Of course I felt artistically stimulated. But not once did I get sexually aroused. Unarousing nudity is a peculiar thing. Goes to show that sexual desire is contextually-made, isn't it?"

unarousing nudity by Monticello-W October 19, 2016

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