Spoony is a highly offensive swear word originating from Iran. It refers to an especially hairy individual, with the implication that during the conception of this individual some sperm spilt onto a rug on the floor. The father, not wishing his semen to go to waste, uses a spoon to return the semen to its rightful position, but, in so doing, unwittingly transfers some hair from the rug. Thus, the resulting individual is especially hairy.

Dude, have you seen Hugh Jackman's chest? He's totally spoony.

Spoony by Daniel Samani August 8, 2019

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Spoony

Fucking anything really mate its quite booky

Scott- look over there man.
Jord- thats pretty fucking spoony bro

Spoony by Lanaxreece July 7, 2018

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spoony

Said to describe a goofy but lovable person who just wants to have fun.

E- Yo, Shawn, do you wanna go to the mini-mall and moon people?
S- You're so spoony...

spoony by Shawn B. September 21, 2003

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Spoony

When something is found to be weird or trippy usually by someone who is on a lot of drugs.

Spoony things can cause a person to spoon out. (spooning out)

You can also refer to a person as a 'spooner' if they are acting spoony.

Seriously, why is eveyrone in this club wearing glasses...I'm spooning out so much

Stop being such a spooner, Janey

That is the spooniest fuking thing...everyone wis wearing really spoony masks.

Spoony by Elizaaaaaaaa December 23, 2008

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