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fishermans haircut 

apparenlty its when you get a hair cut and a blow job from two differnt people at the same time
Its what ive heard said about a hair dresser near my place located in the seedier end of town "you can get a fishermans haircut at that barber shop"
A woman not yet old enough to be a cougar who is fishing for a man to help support her child(ren).
Man 1: She's flirting with me like crazy.
Man 2: You know she's got kids, right?
Man 1: Oh, so she's a fishercat?
Fishercat by Ruhn_Stargazer December 17, 2014

fishermans sweater 

fisherman's jumper n.

A damp, overly hairy vagina, smelling not too dissimilar to a deep sea trawler captain's wool sweater after hauling in a net full of haddock. 'Having been accustomed all my life to ideals of a feminine nakedness gleaned from classical antiquities, I was somewhat taken aback on my wedding night to find that my young bride had a right old fisherman's jumper between he legs.' (from The Memoirs of John Ruskin, 1819-1900).
'Having been accustomed all my life to ideals of a feminine nakedness gleaned from classical antiquities, I was somewhat taken aback on my wedding night to find that my young bride had a right old fisherman's sweater between he legs.' (from The Memoirs of John Ruskin, 1819-1900).
fishermans sweater by eggydip June 11, 2004

fishermans fuck 

when you're screwing a girl from behind, stick two fingers into here mouth then pull and yell,"AAARRRGGG!!!"
It was crazy last night, she was all over the place so i decided to hold her still with the fishermans fuck.
fishermans fuck by Noble Powell January 22, 2009

fishermans bait 

A fisherman retuned to port after a month at sea, only to realise the bait bucket had been out the whole time, the extremly hideous stench was so bad that upon nasal ingestion the man literally spewed his guts up! Hence the term BEWARE THE FISHERMANS BAIT. Over time the story has faded but left the term fishermans bait, now it is more commonly used to describe the feral puss or mackerel mick.
1.John said to his bitch your box smells like fishermans bait.
2.The smell of a cum filled whore's cunt hole after a two week fuck fest.
3.Rotten aroma of a mangeled mullet.
4.The incapcitaing fetor of a caviar cunt
fishermans bait by jimmy yogi August 22, 2006

The Fishercat 

A colorful children's phone-game about a fishing cat that's ruining my social reputation.
"How come you did not get any sleep thins night?"

Me: Because I was up all night figuring out the immense lore buried beneath the cutesy surface of the disturbing gray undertone of The Fishercat.

"This is why we don't invite you..."