Girlcon
Jennifer Hudson is such a girlcon!
Girlcon by SimplySara May 11, 2011
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girlcano
a vent in the girl's crotch through which lava, steam, ashes, etc., are expelled, either continuously or at monthly intervals.
Tampon manufacturing, a multi-million dollar enterprise, is fueled by regular girlcano eruptions from women of all ages.
girlcano by Ben & Dave November 25, 2007
girlcock
Girlfond
almost a girlfriend. your not really in love, but your not casual either. You are potentially exclusive, but neither of you ask questions.
Girlfond by Headcircus August 25, 2010
girlcore
girlcore by ModernBaseball June 25, 2014
girlzoned
when you're a girl and think you're just one of the bros, but then one of said bros makes an unexpected move on you, and you realize with dismay that they actually see you romantically and/or sexually.
Girl: I just got girlzoned by Tom last night.
Friend: What do you mean?!
Girl: We were chilling at my place playing video games like usual, and then he suddenly grabbed my waist and tried to kiss me. I thought we were just bros!
Friend: Shoot that sucks, I'm so sorry!
Friend: What do you mean?!
Girl: We were chilling at my place playing video games like usual, and then he suddenly grabbed my waist and tried to kiss me. I thought we were just bros!
Friend: Shoot that sucks, I'm so sorry!
girlzoned by surrealstardust June 19, 2018
girlcow
The inevitability of the woman you marry gaining 50 lbs and becoming (like Jessica Simpson) only a fleeting memory of her best days.
"Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
"I do....hey! Wait a minute...What the hell?"
Buttons fly off the wedding dress as the bridegroom finds himself standing in front of a girlcow. This is not the woman he married just a second ago, but a much heavier, porkier version. She had been waiting the whole time to assume her natural form. Once she stopped holding it in, she let it out. She will never look like she once did ever again, especially if she's happy in her marriage.
"I do....hey! Wait a minute...What the hell?"
Buttons fly off the wedding dress as the bridegroom finds himself standing in front of a girlcow. This is not the woman he married just a second ago, but a much heavier, porkier version. She had been waiting the whole time to assume her natural form. Once she stopped holding it in, she let it out. She will never look like she once did ever again, especially if she's happy in her marriage.