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Grape Rape

Going into the supermarket, and picking at the grapes, (without paying obviously) choosing which ones are best for you, eating a few, and throwing any back into the bunch what don't meet your standards. Secretly knowing that other people may well have to eat the molested grapes you have touched up for like 5 minutes.
Person 1: Ummm them red grapes are lookin tasty
(sneaks a few in mouth)
Person 2: What about the white ones
(Person 1 looks and feels)
Person 1: Naa their brown and shitty at the top
(Supermarket Manager looks and spectates)
Supermarket Manager: Grape Rape.
Grape Rape by shitlikeroses July 3, 2010

Grassrape 

Grassrape is a form of attack,pwnage,ownage, etc. That has nothing to do with real rape. It consists of pushing, shoving, or tackling someone onto any grass covered land, and then running away.

It is not real grassrape if you run less than 100 feet away.
Dude lets grassrape that asshat!
Grassrape by J-Careen April 1, 2007
The treatment you get from the TSA agents if you opt not to go through the fullbody scanners
I didn't know whether to be pissed or give a $5 tip to the TSA agent that gateraped me.
gaterape by ferricoxide November 21, 2010

grapecakes 

A delicate pastry made up of grape pulp.
I love grapecakes. They're so mushy and they sting your tongue!
grapecakes by SFS2000 February 23, 2011
Term for what the TSA perpetrates when you opt for alternate screening instead of walking through the backscatter scanners
I didn't know whether to be angry or offer the TSA agent a $5 tip after he gateraped me.
gaterape by ferricoxide November 21, 2010

eat a grape rape an ape 

mmmm this grape is nice but so is this ape eat a grape rape an ape