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cock soup 

nothing; fuck all; a substandard reward for services poorly rendered, or due to just plain bad luck.
"Sam", scolded his father between gnashes of beef jerky, "you squandered all your time in that distance ed course, and what've you got to show for it? Cock soup."
cock soup by jeanh August 23, 2009

cock soup 

Broth made from chicken (99.999% of industrial chicken is female, so there's no chance for "cock").
I think I have a cold. I'll have some cock soup.
cock soup by CaribMama March 12, 2003

cock soup 

Something that is good.
Damn, Gina! That bitch is cock-soup. With balls.
cock soup by Xerobull November 29, 2002

cock-a-leekie soup

Traditional Scottish Soup whose origins can be traced back to the days of friendship between Scotland and France. (NYT Bread and Soup Cookbook.) Ingredients include one whole chicken, peppercorns, broth, leeks, dried prunes and dried apricots, parsley.
Waitress: Take your order sir?

Man: Bowl a' cock-a-leekie soup.

Waitress: Will you be having Lame Salad with that?

Man: I beg your pardon???
cock-a-leekie soup by I. Wagner November 11, 2008

cocksoup 

I shot a wad of COCKSOUP down my wife's throat as an appetizer !!!!
cocksoup by BOOYA JIM August 6, 2006