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brain herpes 

Brain herpes is something unpleasant that you haven't thought of in a while that pops into your head every once in a while. You can't unsee it, unhear it, etc. Once you contract a brain herpes, it is with you for life.
Examples of brain herpes include: goatse, that fucking Barbie Girl song, the image of when you walked in on your parents mid-coitus, etc.
brain herpes by Pho King Guy June 2, 2010
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brain herpes 

When a moron says something so stupid you fear you might have become slightly stupider just for having heard it
James H. asked me what the difference between marshmallows and mushrooms was and now I need to get tested for brain herpes
brain herpes by Betty Thorny November 4, 2010

herpes of the brain 

A condition associated with a stupid person. A person who cant think for themself. A person with nothing upstairs. Someone who has HERPES of the brain instead of the body. It impairs their thinking and makes them become brainwashed easily.
Mikey Rehmeer has herpes of the brain.
herpes of the brain by sjeeee January 10, 2008

herpes of the brain 

When someone is so fucking stupid, you think their brain has been infected by a sexually transmitted disease.
Frank, what the fuck are you talking about? You've got some serious herpes of the brain, you fucking twit.
herpes of the brain by Mansnake November 6, 2006