Jaap 

Jaap is the name given to the most awesome people. They rock at everything they do, making everybody else love them beyond limits. Jaap is a God amongst men, everything he touches turns to gold and everything he says is true.. Jaaps tend to be the best looking people alive (or dead), and have very large male productive organs. Jaap is (the) Future.

Check out what Jaap is doing, he is my hero!

Ooh, Jaap is soo hot, I must have his babies.

Jaap by TomorrowTime May 13, 2009

Jaap 

A person who generally aces everything from sports to education. A Jaap is known to be great as a friend, a Jaap will make everyone laugh all the time and won't ever let you down. A Jaap is also widely known to be successful in business. Basically, being a Jaap is considered being a rolemodel in everything that is considered important in western society.
Last but not least, Jaaps have dicks longer and thicker than a motherfucker, regularly fucking bitches silly in all three holes before making them swallow a huge load.

Guy: Yo, ya heard? Jaap is in the city again! We'z gonna get our party on tonight!
Girl: Dawg you just heard that shit right now? He's been here all week pounding my ass, why the hell do you think I walk like this? sheeeit.

Jaap by hermanbrood April 3, 2009

jaap 

A person who annoys people named Bob.

Bob: Hey guys!
Guys: Jaap!
Bob: *:(*

jaap by Lyzo October 26, 2010

Jaap 

A Jewish American-Asian Princess. Similar to a jap, jaaps are spoiled and enjoy designer clothes. They usually are attracted to men in relationship. In addition, jaaps are usually insecure about the "second A", asian.

Person 1: "That girl is such a jaap!"
Person 2: "You mean Chloe?"
Person 1: "She is still a jaap."

Jaap by jaaplikewest October 23, 2009

Jaap 

Has the cutest little smile. He adores girls but they don't see him as a dating kind of boy. Probably turns out to like guys.

Is that your boyfriend Jaap?

Yes, that's him. Too bad he pays more attention to guys..

Jaap by Dictionarywriter May 23, 2015

Jaap 

Jaap is the biggest fear of the women species. His military duties in the Nunspeet forest do even scare the local squirrels. He lives deep in the trees with a sniper and has captured multiple children between de leaves. Because of his lore he is added as DLC character for Asserto Corsa named "Grindbak Jaap". Jaaps backstory and purpose in life are unknown, but there is a theory that he wants to become the ultimate life form.

Jaap: *Nasty bush sounds*

Jaap by Kleinkind October 2, 2024

Jaap

a beautiful name for beautiful girls. a jaap is literally one of one. she's got a vibe thats impossible to explain. jaaps are hella funny, kind, smart, and have a god-tier music taste. if you know a jaap youve basically won at life.

Person A: "i let jaap be on aux and now i can't listen to my own playlists anymore"
Person B: "ikr, my taste is mid at best compared to hers"

Jaap by yuhhboi April 10, 2026