stutterfucked

The sensation of hearing your wife tell you she's pregnant when it wasn't planned.

Husband: That football game was great!
Wife: Guess what? I'm pregnant.
Husband: *Silence
Wife: *Silence
Husband: I'm stutterfucked.

by twobutts October 22, 2010

stutterfucked

adjective
1. When your in a vocal conflict: argument; debate; rap battle; whathavzya, and your opponent starts making up their own interjections, or, their onomatopoeia is on the caveman scale, "Uh, guh, um, gudur..." then, that person is stu-tter-fucked, boiiiii!

2. Gonzos f'n wasted, to the point that nobody can understand the words coming out of your mouth; only nonsensical onomatopoeia or just simple sounds make up the majority of your vocabulary.

When that boy saw dat ass, he stood their with his knees locked, his eyes like saucers and his mouth completely agape, going, "duuuuuh...". Hahaha... he's completely stutterfucked over dat poundmound!

by DuhGlitch May 8, 2022

scatterfucked

Adjective:
For something to be in absolute disarray.

My mind is scatterfucked

His room is scatterfucked

by Justin Davidson July 16, 2008

scatterfucked

adj. the end result of an overload of multi-tasking, a loss of brain function along with any concept of time, space, or location-often leaving the victim in a state of confusion, wondering where it all began............

I asked Josh to wash the car, and I guess he got all scatterfucked cuz now I can't find him....

by bgates July 29, 2008

scatterfucked

adj. the end result of an overload of multi-tasking, a loss of brain function along with any concept of time, space, or location-often leaving the victim in a state of confusion, wondering where it all began............

I asked Josh to wash the car, and I guess he got all scatterfucked cuz now I can't find him....

by u dont know April 27, 2006