Yakisoba is one
cool dude. His jokes are funny, his breath
smells good. He’s a lover and a fighter. He
probably loves space. Maybe likes a good cold IPA or maybe a glass of smooth bourbon.
I’m about to go scoop Yakisoba, we bout get
that good good. Maybe even
that good great. But rest assured, when Yakisoba is around, it’ll never be that
trash bag.