Handy-Sam 

The act of grabbing a person's hands and shoving them down your pants with the hopes of getting a handjob.

So I gave Brittany the ol' Handy-Sam last night, and she went with it!

Handy-Sam by SammyD23 May 20, 2010

Handy Sammy

When you Have your Boyfriend (Or guy friend) make you a Ham sandwich and proceed to Jerk him off while you eat it. Can also be made with any other deli meat.

"Hey babe Wanna Handy sammy? Im hungry!"

"Last night my mom walked in on me giving my boyfriend a handy Sammy! It was so embarrassing!"

Guy 1"WOW dude, Last night was the craziest night of my life! That hot girl in biology gave me a Hammy sammy"

Guy 2 " Dude, She gave me one too... "

Handy Sammy by Slang Steroids January 20, 2019

Handy Samberg

When one is given a hand job on a boat or watercraft.

Man, me and my girl went out on the lake in my boat and she gave me a Handy Samberg.

Handy Samberg by iMURDER December 15, 2010

Sam's hand 

Originally from Finnish people camping in Estonia and developing new meanings and sayings, the original saying was "Samin käsi" which directly translates to Sam's hand. When at a card game you get the worst possible hand to play f. ex. When playing china hand you have three threes in your hand.

"Damn this is such a sam's hand"
"I won! I guess it's all up to your Sam's hand though"

Sam's hand by Good @ cards May 30, 2015

Sammich Hands 

invented by Mike Reed. A fat bitches large hands, built for sandwich consumption

That bitch got sammich hands

Sammich Hands by Mykreed September 10, 2011