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foo-king do-may 

Alternate pronunciation for "fucking dumb ass". Can be spoken in a French accent, hence the Franco-inspired pronunciation.
Tell Pierre that he's a foo-king do-may.
foo-king do-may by The Colonel July 18, 2003

Fooking avocados 

Avacados are the trendiest food of all time like you see people tagging them in there post and there a boyo enit
Louis: its like them fooking avocados

Liam:whats wrong with avocados

Louis: trendiest food of all time
The alternative word for fucking used by Louis Tomlinson.
"That's your fooking job, you fooking losah!"
fooking by mrshoran1993 February 23, 2019

no fooking way

How harry swears in his accent
Harry styles: no fooking way
Fans: that accent is god
no fooking way by Emo freak August 27, 2016

Fooking Cont 

Fooking: another word for f*cking but in politer terms.
Cont: another word for c*nt.
Words that can replace rude words, so that you can use theem more often, without technically swearing.
Fooking Cont by x_Shortie January 24, 2008

Fooking dook 

1. Used as a expletive to describe situations of extreme absurdidy, frustration, confusion, anger, grief and ecstasy.

2. An exclamation to emphasize the importance of a phrase or point in common conversation.

3. A preface to any discussion or siteing of sheep in the Irish countryside.

Entomology: The term originated in Ireland when a play was witnessed by a group of Irish lititure students. In this play, the characters kept screaming “fooking bingo” to the point that when the students arrived back at their hotel and noticed a rubber duck in the bathroom, they had no choice but to shriek “its a fooking dook”. From this point forward, fooking dook became a substitute for phrases like: fuck, shit, fucking shit, etc. It is important to note that fooking is an expletive while the word fucking is used to describe sex. Therefore a fooking dook and a fucking duck are two very different things.
“Fooking dook, I still haven’t finished my Ireland Paper and it’s due in one hour!”

Oh my god!!! They left us a fooking dook!”

*drops plate full of food on the floor* “FOOKING DOOK”

“Fooking dook, it’s a sheep.”