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A dedicated fan to Maroon 5, apart of the maroon 5 fandom. This is a person who appreciates all members of the band Maroon 5 and is able to name each and every members, all of there albums and the name of their previous band (Kara's Flowers). This person will often "Fan girl" and owns Maroon 5 merchandise. They are often associated with directioners (one direction fans) or Beliebers (Justin Bieber fans)
Marooner- "OH MY GOD! Did you hear that Matt flynn, Jesse Carmichael, James Valentine, Mickey madden, Sam Farrar, PJ morton and Adam Levine are going to be preforming Songs about Jane, It won't be soon before long, Hands all over and Overexposed. Ryan Dusick from Kara's flowers will even be there!

Everyday person-"Who the hell are they?, all I know is Adam Levine."

magoobert 

A word used to describe almost anything or anyone, the meaning of the word changes depending on what tone of voice it is said in.
Are we still going to magooberts house later?
Stop getting on like a magoobert and come out tonight.
What’d you think of them yokes last night, where they magoobert or wa?
magoobert by CaseyMagoobert January 22, 2019

Magoonerbait 

to discretely, yet seriously lie to someone's face and let them believe it's true then say you lied
Person 1: Hey, I just had sex with your girlfriend.
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Nah, get magoonerbaited.
Magoonerbait by CadenErtel January 15, 2017
Bro that chick has a magooser ass
Magooser by Gunny Barb February 22, 2023
Another word for bullshit ; something dumb or that doesn't make any sense .
"I got a freaking 20% on my test !? That's some mafoonery ."

"This is some mafoonery."

"School is full of mafoonery I hate it ."
Mafoonery by BigDaddyAJ April 8, 2019

Magoomer 

A person who abandons friends in favor for one person, usually someone they are sexually attracted to. In some cases, the magoomer will sever all ties to friends who question why they don’t come around no more.
“Hey, I haven’t seen John around lately, is everything ok?”

“Yeah, he’s fine, he met this new chick and has been distant. He isn’t talking to us and if he does, it is short and awkward…. I think he might be turning into a Magoomer on us.”
Magoomer by Jonesizzle October 21, 2021