Yankee Fan

A person who dare not enter Boston without a flak jacket and a gun.

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

Yankee Fan

Someone who likes watching handjobs. Not gender-specific.

Joey, is that the Robert Kraft footage? You're such a Yankee Fan!

by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

Yankee Fan

The only people in the world who will brag about events that happened 20+ years before they were born.

Yankee Fan: Who cares that we can't win even with all these huge free agent signings, 26 rings man! WOOHOO! Talk to me when you've won 20 more rings!! YEAH!!

Any other fan: Yeah... you must have been going crazy during those title runs in the 40s man...

by ThunderstruckX44 July 16, 2006

yankee fan

any female who knows less about baseball than a donkey

Man: How many outs are there in an inning?
Female: Four.
Man: How many strikes to an out?
Female: Seven.
Man: How many innings in a game?
Female: Five.
Man: Team?
Female: I'm a YANKEE FAN!!

by MetFan85 October 26, 2005

yankee fan

Typically found still living in his mom's home in Jersey even at middle age, an utterly unaccomplished individual that derives his self-worth exclusively from sports teams in the New York/New Jersey area, and in particular the achievements of the New York Yankee baseball team.

See also: loser, wanker, gobshite

The yankee fan was seized with the panic of self-loathing when the Red Sox won the World Series as he realized that the Yankees had not won it all in many years.

by desmond November 23, 2004

yankee fan

Pompous Jackass who think that they know something about baseball.
See douche bag

Justin Oshea is a yankee fan

by Tarken Destroyer of Worlds May 5, 2011

Yankee fan

Definition; Yankee fan: A person grown in the bustling city of New York and was taught the ways of the yankees. These views of course are completely wrong and should in fact, be banned from the united states as it has been proven that being a yankees fan can lead to the following; Death, serious dissapointment, chronic seizures and nosebleeds, (due to the fact if you punch them they are to weak to cope with the fact someone DOESN'T like them) and paralysis.

Yankee fan

by I-peed-on-yankee-stadium April 17, 2010