SOPS 

Acronym for Sudden Onset Painful Shits. Occurs at random, often in the middle of the night, and can have multiple bouts in one occurrence.

Johnny woke up at 4:10am feeling like he was stabbed in the gut, and soon realized he better go sit on the toilet. After a painful 15 minutes of feeling like his colon was on the verge of prolapse he went back to bed. Johnny woke up again at 5:05am with an all too familiar feeling... SOPS!

SOPS by TheGremlyn March 30, 2010

Sops 

Abbreviation for the TV show The Sopranos, the greatest programme in TV history. Ever.

John: I don't fancy going out tonight, what shall we do?
David: Let's just chill with a few beers and put Sops on.

Sops by George Payne April 12, 2008

sops 

Chenese, derived from soporific

1. (n) the nickname of an overstuffed orange dog whose narcoleptic nature inspired his name
2. (n) the act of strategically placing stuffed dogs in front of a closed bathroom door to scare its occupant witless.
3. (v) to perform the act explained above

"Wow, he looks really sleepy! Let's name him...Soporific? No, that's dumb, fiend! Hrmmmm, how about Sops?"

"Hrmmmmmm, I shall leave Melly here so she'll be scared to death when she walks out."

"I despise those people who sops Melly while I'm in the shower!'

sops by photographreak November 27, 2004

SOPS 

(Sudden Onset Poo Syndrome)

The feeling of one minute being totally fine, and the next needing to shit like there's no tomorrow. Can be for a log, or a squirt - it doesn't discriminate.

" I was at the movies yesterday and all of a sudden was assaulted by SOPS. Lucky I made it to the toilet!"

SOPS by Mrs. Metamucil December 20, 2012

SOPS 

An acronym for Sudden Onset Pooping Syndrome which is the sudden intense urge to need to poop which comes out of nowhere

Bob: Uh oh I have to shit!
Tyler: Why didn’t you go earlier?
Bob: I’ve got SOPS man!

SOPS by Augmented aphid December 13, 2021

Cunt SOPs

Cunt SOPs (Standard Operating Procedures)
People are desensitized to an individual's standard scum behaviour. Its so common that others are used to it and less likely to feel shock or distress at scenes of cruelty or suffering by overexposure to such treatment or behavior.

"Hey Charles is being a cockhead. Am i the only one to notice this?"

"That's just Cunt SOPs."

Cunt SOPs by Big-Bad-B July 31, 2018

sopstic

A sloth. Sadomasochistic tree dwelling pseudopod. Found primarily in the pacific northwest, the sopstic's diet consists of mostly people feeding its trolls.

Damn yo, you sopstic'd the Fuck out of that breezy. The cops are probably coming. Lets Gtfo.

sopstic by steve yobbs November 1, 2013