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day rave 

(n.)- the worst idea ever. it's basically this big outdoor party where a bunch of totally hung-over and zonked-out people sorta show up and stand around feelin shitty while giant lawn speakers blast techno music, amplifying everybody's headaches from the night before. the only people that aren't completely out of it at these things are the (blind) DJs and the cops, who always show up in the middle of things to take all the people 'home.' i've only gone to one of these things and it was one of the worst experiences that i've ever had.
-"Heeeeeey man! What happpened last night? ANYways i've still got FOURRR more hours of fly time, so imma go to the day raverr.... HAHA! your eyes are so fucking shiny!"

day rave 

(n.)- the worst idea ever. it's basically this outdoor party where a bunch of hung-over and zonked-out people just show up and feel shitty while lawn speakers blast techno and amplify people's headaches. the only people that arent completely out of it are the dj's and the cops that show up in the middle of things to take people home. i've only been to one of these things, and it was ultimately the worst experience i ever had.
-"heeeeey man, what happened last night? i've still got FOURRRR hours of fly time left, so i'll be at the day raverr. haha- your eyes are all shiny."
day rave by kojak watanabe May 13, 2005

day rave 

(n.)- one of the worst ideas ever. it's basically this outdoor party where a bunch of totally hung-over and zonked-out people just show up and feel shitty together, while giant lawn speakers blast techno music and amplify everybody's headaches from the night before. the only people there that aren't completely out of it are the DJs and the cops that show up in the middle of things to take everybody 'home.' i've only gone to one of these, and it was ultimately the worst experience i've ever had.
-"heeeeey man! what happened last night? ANYways... i got FOURRR more hours of fly time left, so imma go to the day raverr. HAHA your eyes are soooo shiny!"

Rave and Blowjob Day

Celebrated on March 14th, Rave and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women.

The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with rave tickets and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order. Ladies and queers are Designated Drivers.
Dave: "Hey Dylan, what did Melissa get you for Rave and Blowjob Day?"

Dylan: "Well Dave, that would be a trippy show, and a big juicy blowjob."

National Let Raven Leave Early Day 

This is a day made specially for the amazing people with the name Raven. These people are very special and we celebrate them by letting them leave early.
Wow! I wish my name was Raven so I could leave early on National Let Raven Leave Early Day.

National Ravenne Razo Send Nudes Day 

On the days April 18-19 Ravenne Razo will send you nudes
Bro did you hear about National Ravenne razo send nudes day