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little daft cunt in alsager that smokes bare tac in his garage whils molestering an Xbox 360.
he is also rumoured to urinate in the most unholy of fashions...and have a bizzare sadistic fetish for pensioners slippers.
'' alrite mate, wanna go round clewsie's and get stoned?''

''oy clewsie ya little daft cunt, skin up!''

''best get a fuckin brew on clewsie''
clewsie by robsot February 10, 2010
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The most amazing, beautiful, wonderful girl to ever walk this earth! She’s super sweet. She’s super happy and she always makes her boyfriend happy. She always manages to pull through all the tough spots! She was put on this planet for one reason and that was to give one special person something to live for! I love you cless!
My girl Clessie has made all my dreams come true!
clessie by Hdhejskelehr October 13, 2018
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Rocking a Cleasie

When you sell a Moncler jacket on your shift at Harry Rosen. Usually to a gangster paying in all 20s, between 8 and 9 in the evening.

Other spellings for Cleasie can be: clizzy, cleesy, cleezy, cleasy.
Oh man, all I want to do is rock a Cleasie and get out of here.

Bro, did you just rock a Cleasie to that gangster?

Dude, I’m so sorry but just scooped you while you were rocking a Cleasie.
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
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church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
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