clewsie

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little daft cunt in alsager that smokes bare tac in his garage whils molestering an Xbox 360.
he is also rumoured to urinate in the most unholy of fashions...and have a bizzare sadistic fetish for pensioners slippers.

'' alrite mate, wanna go round clewsie's and get stoned?''

''oy clewsie ya little daft cunt, skin up!''

''best get a fuckin brew on clewsie''

clewsie by robsot February 10, 2010

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clessie

The most amazing, beautiful, wonderful girl to ever walk this earth! She’s super sweet. She’s super happy and she always makes her boyfriend happy. She always manages to pull through all the tough spots! She was put on this planet for one reason and that was to give one special person something to live for! I love you cless!

My girl Clessie has made all my dreams come true!

clessie by Hdhejskelehr October 13, 2018

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Rocking a Cleasie

When you sell a Moncler jacket on your shift at Harry Rosen. Usually to a gangster paying in all 20s, between 8 and 9 in the evening.

Other spellings for Cleasie can be: clizzy, cleesy, cleezy, cleasy.

Oh man, all I want to do is rock a Cleasie and get out of here.

Bro, did you just rock a Cleasie to that gangster?

Dude, I’m so sorry but just scooped you while you were rocking a Cleasie.

Rocking a Cleasie by RockingACleasie January 4, 2024

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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