clewsie 

little daft cunt in alsager that smokes bare tac in his garage whils molestering an Xbox 360.
he is also rumoured to urinate in the most unholy of fashions...and have a bizzare sadistic fetish for pensioners slippers.

'' alrite mate, wanna go round clewsie's and get stoned?''

''oy clewsie ya little daft cunt, skin up!''

''best get a fuckin brew on clewsie''

clewsie by robsot February 10, 2010

clessie 

The most amazing, beautiful, wonderful girl to ever walk this earth! She’s super sweet. She’s super happy and she always makes her boyfriend happy. She always manages to pull through all the tough spots! She was put on this planet for one reason and that was to give one special person something to live for! I love you cless!

My girl Clessie has made all my dreams come true!

clessie by Hdhejskelehr October 13, 2018

Rocking a Cleasie

When you sell a Moncler jacket on your shift at Harry Rosen. Usually to a gangster paying in all 20s, between 8 and 9 in the evening.

Other spellings for Cleasie can be: clizzy, cleesy, cleezy, cleasy.

Oh man, all I want to do is rock a Cleasie and get out of here.

Bro, did you just rock a Cleasie to that gangster?

Dude, I’m so sorry but just scooped you while you were rocking a Cleasie.

Rocking a Cleasie by RockingACleasie January 4, 2024

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012