Skip to main content

Advice Monkey 

A (usually quite arrogant, hypocritical and narcissistic) person who feels compelled to give other people tons of personal advice and perhaps even detailed instructions on how to live their lives. This person is always never in any sort of position to actually give advice, being almost defined by their poor choices and often barely functional or even dysfunctional in their own lives.
My friend Michael the Advice Monkey won't shut the fuck up with his advice on health and street smarts; he's also on several antidepressants and lives in a Section 8 apartment with his cat.
Advice Monkey by ShinCookie August 3, 2016
Related Words

If I want your advice... 

If I want your advice... I'll beat it out. This is a tough guy to someone who gives too much unwanted advice!
I have known how to do this since you were in diapers. If I want your advice... I'll beat it out of you!

you must construct additional pylons 

This is possibly the most annoying phrase in the real-time-strategy game Starcraft.

The basic objective of Starcraft is to make a big army to destroy your opponent, however you have this army-size limit known as 'supply' that can only be increased by building a specific building, and for the alien faction 'protoss', that building is the pylon. So every 2-4 soldiers you build, you most build another pylon to sustain them. If you forget, a voice says "YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS", and at that point, you realise that you can't build any more guys until you send a worker to build the pylon, and then wait for the pylon to finish. Then, 4 soldiers later, you will have to build ANOTHER one.

What makes this phrase especially annoying is how often the guy says it if you forget to build them, because soldiers of the protoss race take up so much supply, and their pylons provide such little supply.
*tries to build a soldier*

"YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS"

Yogi Adityanath

a karmyogi, popular leader, good administrator and most famous CM of India,
Future PM
person 1 to 2 :that guy is so dedicated and passionate towards his work
person 2 to 1:yes, one can see yogi adityanath in him.

advice slut 

A person who goes to another person for help and gets thoughtful feedback, but then proceeds to ask every other person they know anyway.
Advice Slut: Hey, can you help with my fantasy lineup for next week?
Friend 1: Hey! I just helped you with your lineup an hour ago!
Friend 2: God, you are such an advice slut.
advice slut by aciduniform December 12, 2015
Adviti is a girl who will always be there for you no matter what. She is one of the smartest and funniest people you will ever meet and also really pretty. She's crazy and is liked by most people. She is good at everything and every guy is crazy about her, though she might break your heart on accident if she doesn't realize you like her. Adviti is very energetic and hyper. She is always there for her many friends and understands everyone except herself.
Damn, you're talking about Adviti aren't you.
Adviti by @b!!!!!! May 30, 2018