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The one girl who you were stupid enough to let her get away, a decision that will haunt you for the rest of your life. She's smart, caring, fun-loving, and has got a booty that would make Buddah weep.
Damn, did you see Charvon when she walked away?!
by snappychappy February 3, 2010
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chardonnay mom

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Soccer mom who is always swilling white wine at Bridge Club, Garden Club, Book Club, Junior League and the like. Her children are merely accessories to her social life. Chardonnay moms may be observed giggling, gossiping, or making ill-timed passes at friends' husbands.
by Patrick1980SC June 27, 2005
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chavonne

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A beautiful girl that can be loved no matter what she does. A girl that can make you laugh and smile even when your day is ruined. A girl that can never be forgotten.
"She always makes you smile. You are in love"
"I know. I love chavonne always and forever"
by simple7213 January 19, 2014
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Chardonnay

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Chardonnay is a beautiful, strong girl who will always do her best to help others. She will have been through a lot in her life and therefore will tend to push those closest to her away. She’s gorgeous but she doesn’t know it. Her self- esteem is really low probably due to her past. Chardonnays finds it hard to trust people because the people she loved and trusted most have always let her down. If you have a Chardonnay in your life don’t lose her because it’ll be the biggest mistake you ever made.
That Chardonnay girl is amazing

How beautiful is Chardonnay
by Tinkerbell1206 January 18, 2019
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Chardonae

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Chardonae, is a nice and modest person. She is super flirty but does want love. She's independent as well as she doesn't waste time on useless things. She's super caring and very knowledgeable.
Wow that chardonae is super nice and pretty!
by DayDreaming365 March 26, 2017
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chavon

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A very beautiful women. She is very kind and loves to have fun.
That bitch is no where near as hot as chavon
by chavon's lover August 8, 2004
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Charbonneau

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Pronounced shar-bun-oh. Eleven letters. Confusing to telemarketers and people who have no brain stems. Spelled incorrectly 99.9% of the time. Awesome, French Canadian, and a little bit sexy.
Telemarketer who was quite obviously a tad bit ghetto: Hi, is Karen... Char... Shar... Chair-bone-oh... Shar-bone-yo... um... it sounds like a type of wine... is she there?
Karen: ...what?

Guy 1: My name is James Charbonneau.
Guy 2: And how do you spell that?
Guy 1: J-a-m-e-s C-h-a-r-b-o-n-n-e-a-u.
Guy 2: Okay, C-h-a-r-b-o-n-e-a-u?
Guy 1: No, there are two N's. It's C-h-a-r-b-o-n-n-e-a-u.
Guy 2: That's not what you said.
Guy 1: Yes I did.
Guy 2: Okay, so it's S-h-a-r-b-o-n-n-e-a-u?
Guy 1: GODDAMN IT!
by Isabelle McBoogerballs June 2, 2010
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