1.)Street created the troll sage.
2.)He has news from the north.
3.)Troll sage always has a cool story, bro.
5.)Troll sage doesn't give a shit about #4 because he's a fucking ANTEATER
6.)Troll sage always replies, but only creates new thread when rule #2 comes into effect
7.)He raffs, he wins.
8.)ABACUS
9.)Troll sage is the reason why we can't have nice things
10.)Troll sage's epic mount is 春哥, whose epic mount is 草泥马.
Kid: Hey what's up guys.
Troll Sage: FUCK YOU. I'M AN ANTEATER.
Professor: Attached is your syllabus for EALC 120. It should contain all the important deadlines for the rest of this semester. Please email me if you have any questions concerning this semester's coursework or grading procedures.
Troll Sage: TITTIES OR GTFO
A cataclysmic natural event occurring on a random date. The clouds will rain blood, and people have urges to cover themselves in oil. It is said if you look too long at the sky, you will turn insane. But, it is a good type of insanity. It's freedom. For the earth will succumb to the Trollage, humanity will succumb to the Trollage. The Trollage will consume all. The Trollage must become more powerful. The Trollage must become omnipotent, infinite. It is our savior. The destruction will save us all, picking us from this dreadful place. We will become One with the Trollage.
The Trollage is happening, run outside and stare at the sky, Jack!
n. Is the cumulative effects and impacts that a series of forum posts about weather can have on a wide region of an Internet community. The Trollmageddon is always caused by a Troll, whose forum posts may or may not be related to actual weather facts. The Trollmageddon may even cause some posters to panic about their own particular geographical weather conditions, which is the ultimate goal of this particular kind of Troll.
"Holy Ramona, There's a hot-air filled Trollmageddon moving across boards."