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BoxBoxing 

The art and/or sport of blindly running into people with a cardboard box on your head.

Howto:

1. Go to a large, open field with 4+ friends. Bring large cardboard boxes that, if placed on the head, would reach down to one's lower torso/waist.

2. Everyone get into a large circle, facing each other

3. All participants place a large cardboard box on their head. Brace front of the inside of the box with your arms, so that if you are in a full-on collision, you will not get a head injury.

4. SPRINT IN ANY DIRECTION AND HOPE YOU HIT SOMEONE!

The intenseness of this sport is from the adrenaline of never knowing when you're going to be hit. Peeking out of the bottom of your box at times of rest is permitted AT YOUR OWN RISK.

I am not liable for any injuries that happen due to this definition. :D
While Adam, Daniel, Todd, and I were boxboxing last weekend, Adam hit Daniel and Daniel was so un-prepared that he was airborne for five feet.
BoxBoxing by KillerOfBlueberries November 10, 2009
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Boomboxing 

To stalk or otherwise reaffirm your love to someone who actually loves you, but can't or won't be in a relationship with you right now. To have trouble letting it go.

From the scene in "Say Anything" where John Cusack stands outside his ex-girlfriend's window holding a boombox that's playing Peter Gabriel's "In Your Eyes."
Stop boomboxing me, okay? You had your chance, and you blew it.
Boomboxing by Earl Barnes June 11, 2011

Bootboxing 

Making music using only the sounds of your car. You can use the doors, boot, bonnet, wipers, petrol cap, indicators etc.
"Did you watch that dude Bootboxing?"
Bootboxing by Good'un. October 12, 2009

Boxing Box Boxing

The act of fisting your partner's vagina on December 26th, traditionally known as Boxing Day.
My girlfriend and I did some Boxing Box Boxing on each other this year; it's become a new Christmas tradition!
Boxing Box Boxing by David Tyrell December 23, 2020

Box Boxing 

A disastrous event that generally occurs during sex between an inexperienced and/or pornography driven male and a poor, unsuspecting female. When the participants are gearing up to do the "deed", the male deems it necessary to take his erect penis, and proceed to SLAP the females vagina in an ill-thought attempt to arouse her.

Consequences of this action are generally yelling, cringing, and prompt cease of sexual activity. Extreme cases will lead to injury, breakups, or imprisonment.
"We were messing around, making out, and getting ready to do it, and all the sudden he started BOX BOXING me! It hurt! I was completely not in the mood after that!"
Box Boxing by Emort June 18, 2008
the use of popsicles (occasionally lollipops) during sexual activities
"Man, I was totally boboing this one chick, but then the popsicle melted, so then I actually had to use my hands."
boboing by Francesca Mahogany December 17, 2007

Foxboxing 

"man i thought that chick was kinda reserved but sure enough when pants came off all she wanted was a good foxboxing"
Foxboxing by Kid Touchin Stuff November 17, 2009