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Balls in a Banana Sack 

To describe an uncomfortable and possibly near painful situation.
Scott: My boss talks to me in the bathroom at the urinals.
Estrella: Worse than Balls in a Banana Sack...

Smacking Bananas 

Using hemorrhoid creme when you are suffering from hemorrhoids (see: Packing Bananas).
Smacking bananas with witch hazel takes the itch away.